Lawmakers Fight Over Whether God Would Allow Online Poker

Rep. Joe Barton really wants to play Texas Hold ‘Em on the Internet. And he thinks God wants it, too.

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Dustin Volz
Dec. 10, 2013, 9:35 a.m.

God wants us to have the right to play poker on­line.

So said Rep. Joe Bar­ton, R-Texas, dur­ing a House En­ergy and Com­merce sub­com­mit­tee hear­ing Tues­day called to re­view the state of on­line gam­ing in the U.S. The ses­sion of­ten had the feel more of an old West­ern sa­loon — poker chal­lenges and all — than a stately gov­ern­ment­al af­fair.

Bar­ton began the hear­ing with some cheer­lead­ing for his In­ter­net Poker Free­dom Act, which he in­tro­duced in Ju­ly. He said that God must want his bill passed be­cause Bar­ton safely traveled from Texas to D.C. this morn­ing, brav­ing two icy storms in the pro­cess. Bar­ton went on to de­tail how the In­ter­net is an all-power­ful and awe­some tool that lets people do just about any­thing they want. Al­most.

“Just about the only thing you can’t do any­more on the In­ter­net is play poker,” Bar­ton said. “I think the time has come that in the In­ter­net age, we need to reg­u­late and set a level play­ing field for those of us who would like to play poker on­line.”

Fol­low­ing the testi­mon­ies of a de­cidedly split wit­ness pan­el, Rep. Mar­sha Black­burn, R-Tenn., seized an op­por­tun­ity to call Bar­ton’s bluff on in­vok­ing di­vine in­ter­ven­tion to pro­mote his bill.

“Mr. Bar­ton, who we all know and love, got off on a little bit of a tan­gent dur­ing his open­ing re­marks when he said ‘God is in fa­vor of my on­line poker bill’ “¦ but he only need to look at the num­ber of his bill — 2666 — to re­mem­ber that the dev­il’s in the de­tails,” Black­burn quipped, eli­cit­ing laughter.

“At least you were listen­ing,” Bar­ton shot back.

Black­burn didn’t miss a beat: “I’m al­ways listen­ing, Mr. Bar­ton. Wo­men do that very well.”

Bar­ton later re­treated from his open­ing re­marks, con­ced­ing that “I was some­what flip­pant when I said God favored this bill. Ob­vi­ously God doesn’t care one fig about this.” But, he con­tin­ued, “God does care about free will, and I think we should have a law that re­flects that.”

The com­mit­tee is dis­cuss­ing ser­i­ous is­sues, such as the valid­ity of age-veri­fic­a­tion mech­an­isms and the dangers of poker bots. Also of cent­ral con­cern is the Justice De­part­ment’s in­ter­pret­a­tion of the Wire Act and how much free­dom states should have in de­cid­ing wheth­er they want to al­low and reg­u­late on­line gam­ing with­in their bor­ders.

But Bar­ton really seems to want to be able to play his fa­vor­ite game from be­hind a com­puter mon­it­or. He made sure to de­lin­eate that poker is dif­fer­ent from oth­er casino games, like slots or roul­ette, that only rely on luck.

“There are lots of pro­fes­sion­al poker play­ers,” Bar­ton said. “It is a game of skill.” He then con­fid­ently said that if he and some of the oth­ers in the room began play­ing Texas Hold ‘Em, he would have “a high prob­ab­il­ity of telling you which one comes away the vic­tor.”


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