What politicans should be sending one another this Valentine’s Day.
@Speaker Boehner to @HouseGOP
Will you be mine? Check __ Yes, __ No.
@Team_Mitch to @Senate_GOPs
Sending flowers to those who joined me on the debt ceiling. To the rest, good luck with Matt Bevin.
@RepPaulRyan to @P90X
My love for you is like the entitlement system, long-lasting and growing unsustainably.
@JohnCornyn to @StockmanSenate
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’ve been here 12 years, you’re going to lose.
@HillaryClinton to @SenRandPaul
“You shouldn’t have. Really.”
@SpeakerBoehner to @SecJackLew
With the debt ceiling gone, you’ll still write me, right? Right?
@Congress to @America
Even though you hate us more than Nickelback, thanks for keep electing us.
@GovChristie to @Springsteen
My love for you is stronger than the storm.
@Team_Mitch to @SenatorReid
When I called you “my friend” I really meant it. Honest.
@JoeBiden to @NoOneInParticular
@HillaryClinton to @2016
@2016 to @GovernorOMalley
I truly have no idea who you are.
@SenScottBrown to @NHGOP
O, my love is like the red, red of Bob Costas’s eyes, blinding and debilitating.
Postscript: At least one senator has sent a real Valentine’s Day tweet.