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Rumors About the President

Our gay, coke-head Kenyan president is facing divorce from the first lady while sleeping with Beyoncé.

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photo of Brian Resnick
February 10, 2014

Reports of reports of a rumored forthcoming Washington Post article say that President Obama has been having an affair with Beyoncé.

Curious that the two, who are some of the most followed and cloistered individuals in the world, could keep the relationship quiet until now. (Though in a strange PR move, the Washington Post has denied the existence of its own scoop.) Curiouser still that this is coming from Obama, who has long been reported to be gay. But this president has managed to keep a lot of his nefarious past and present quiet. 

Here are some examples.

President Obama frequented gay bathouses in Chicago.

 
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