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Valentines for Washington

Politicians aren't writing each other love notes, so we did it for them.

An imaginary Valentine. Love, Senate leadership.(Getty / Photo Illustration / Brian Resnick)

February 14, 2014

What politicans should be sending one another this Valentine's Day.

@Speaker Boehner to @HouseGOP

Will you be mine? Check __ Yes, __ No.

@Team_Mitch to @Senate_GOPs

Sending flowers to those who joined me on the debt ceiling. To the rest, good luck with Matt Bevin.

 

@RepPaulRyan to @P90X

My love for you is like the entitlement system, long-lasting and growing unsustainably.

@JohnCornyn to @StockmanSenate

Roses are red, violets are blue, I've been here 12 years, you're going to lose.

@HillaryClinton to @SenRandPaul

"You shouldn't have. Really."

@SpeakerBoehner to @SecJackLew

With the debt ceiling gone, you'll still write me, right? Right?

@Congress to @America

Even though you hate us more than Nickelback, thanks for keep electing us.

@GovChristie to @Springsteen

My love for you is stronger than the storm.

@Team_Mitch to @SenatorReid

When I called you "my friend" I really meant it. Honest.

@JoeBiden to @NoOneInParticular

How's mom?

@HillaryClinton to @2016

Be Mine.

@2016 to @GovernorOMalley

I truly have no idea who you are.

@SenScottBrown to @NHGOP

O, my love is like the red, red of Bob Costas's eyes, blinding and debilitating.

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Postscript: At least one senator has sent a real Valentine's Day tweet. 

 

 

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