Sarah Palin Revises Dr. Seuss at CPAC

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Fawn Johnson
March 10, 2014, 7:09 a.m.

The former Alaska gov­ernor reads her own ver­sion of the chil­dren’s clas­sic, Green Eggs and Ham, dur­ing her full re­marks at CPAC: 

“I do not like this Uncle Sam. I do not like his health­care scam.

I do not like these dirty crooks or how they lie and cook the books.

I do not like when Con­gress stills. I do not like their crony dills.

I do not like this spy­in’, man. I do not like ‘Oh yes, we can.’

I do not like this spend­ing spree. We’re smart; we know there’s noth­ing free.

I do not like re­port­ers’ smug replies when I com­plain about their lies.

I do not like this kind of hope. I do not like this—nope, nope, nope.” 


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