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Sarah Palin Revises Dr. Seuss at CPAC

March 10, 2014

The former Alaska governor reads her own version of the children's classic, Green Eggs and Ham, during her full remarks at CPAC: 

"I do not like this Uncle Sam. I do not like his healthcare scam.

I do not like these dirty crooks or how they lie and cook the books.

I do not like when Congress stills. I do not like their crony dills.

I do not like this spyin', man. I do not like 'Oh yes, we can.'

I do not like this spending spree. We're smart; we know there's nothing free.

I do not like reporters' smug replies when I complain about their lies.

I do not like this kind of hope. I do not like thisnope, nope, nope." 

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