Bonus Round: Scandalmania!
"Do you change channels as soon as you hear the words 'Pelosi,' 'Foley,' 'cut and run' or 'macaca'?" John Tierney asked on Election Day, underscoring the onslaught of scandals that plagued this year's midterm election season -- and fueled some of the most entertaining punditry of the year. (Subscription Required)
The CIA leak case, better known as the Scandal That Wouldn't Go Away, finally died down when Robert Novak broke over two years of silence and gave his side of the story.
Meanwhile, some of the year's most colorful shenanigans came from the hallowed halls of Congress. John Mercurio found an unlikely parallel in "representatives gone wild" Tom DeLay, R-Texas, and Cynthia McKinney, D-Ga. And in the relatively quiet month of August, Sen. George Allen, R-Va., and his infamous "macaca" gaffe gave the Washington Post editorial page the gift that kept on giving (and giving and giving…). Allen was rescued, temporarily, by former punching-bag-of-choice John Kerry's "botched joke," which prompted the Philadelphia Inquirer to drop any pretense of decorum and fume, "Few Democrats still believe such crap."
But the two figures whose downfalls were chronicled with the highest degree of schadenfreude were Florida Rep. Mark Foley (R) and Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld. "They've been getting by on spin and raw power for so long that House Republican leaders apparently don't know how to handle a truly damaging scandal," Clarence Page wrote of Foley's "October surprise." Meanwhile, Maureen Dowd parlayed her patented Oedipal analysis of the Bush clan to dub the Defense secretary's resignation a "come-to-daddy moment" for the president. (Subscription Required)
Comic Relief: It Wasn't All Election Results & Exit Strategies
In a year marked by a tumultuous election, a scandal-plagued Congress and a frustrating war, kudos to Michael Kinsley for lightening the mood with a bitingly sarcastic jab at the New York Times' all-too-serious "Win A Trip With Nick Kristof" contest. "Gosh. Me? On a trip with Nick Kristof?? Wowie," Kinsley wrote, poking fun at the globe-trotting Times columnist. Kinsley went on to pen a column called "Win a Date With E.J. Dionne" and imagine what a "Win a Trip With George Will" contest might entail:
"Finally admitting his uncanny resemblance to Mr. Peabody, the scholarly time-traveling dog on the Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoon show, George takes a lucky companion back to the 18th century, where they will explain the original meaning of the Declaration of Independence to its signers."
The Washington Post hasn't seized on that idea yet, but perhaps it's something to look forward to in 2007.
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