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Gag New Year's Resolutions (Statewide Edition)

January 1, 2012
Sen. Sherrod Brown, D-Ohio: "Be sure to shave every day." Sen. Joe Manchin (D-WV): "Cut another ad where I get to shoot something." Sen. Orrin Hatch, R-Utah: "My resolution? Whatever the tea party tells me is it." Sen. Claire McCaskill, D-Mo.: "My goal is to win reelection... or else buy myself a new plane on November 7." Indiana Republican Treasurer Richard Mourdock: "To be once again be named one of the 'Hunks on the Right.'" Former Charlotte Mayor Pat McCrory: "To finally learn my dog's name." Missouri Republican Lt. Gov. Peter Kinder: "Finally get around to reading my copy of 'Twitter for Dummies.'"
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