The No. 1 thing Mitt Romney would like say to the American people?
"It's a hairpiece," Romney said after counting down the Top Ten Things Mitt Romney Would Like to Say to the American People on "The Late Show with David Letterman" on Monday.
Romney participated in the self-deprecatory skit, during a brief appearance on the show. The list also tool a swipe at former House Speaker and fellow candidate Newt Gingrich.
"New Gingrich, Really?" Romney said with the requisite sense of comedic sarcasm.
Watch clips of his appearance: